In case you haven’t heard Leonard Nimoy is no longer going to attend Star Trek Conventions. Not sure why this is news to any of you… perhaps you’re just tired of hearing about other people who have won the lottery.
But, for me, Nimoy has always been a personal hero and inspiration. Not because he acted in that stupid space show. No no – I worship the Nimoy that is much more famous as the fantastic host of In Search Of…
As a child I decided I was going to become the World’s Greatest Citizen Journalist while watching Nimoy explain the Bermuda Triangle, or look for Bigfoot, or uncover the truth of Stonehenge. Gosh darn darn, that was perfect journalism. Nobody could have uncovered the truth like Nimoy! Nobody!! And, it’s in that spirit that I continue my fight against the conspiracies of the world and, more specifically, the Illuminati. Those jerks.
So, Mr. Nimoy, I congratulate you on moving away from those loser trekkie nerds and I look forward to seeing you continue to promote In Search Of…
And, if I might say, it’s about freaking time. Shatner’s been dragging you down for too long dude.
I got a flu shot on Tuesday because my producer Hank told me it was safe. LIES! I totally got sick after the shot, which is probably due to the Illuminati spiking my dose with bird poopy or something. Stupid Hank. Now I have a wicked cold and maybe even the gout. Ugh.
We just landed in Houston and we’re off to the Weird Al Yankovic show. As you know, a little more than a year ago I was murdered after a Weird Al show in Atlantic City, New Jersey. I’m much better now, but there are a flood of emotions going through my body (and colon) right now.
Stupid Illuminati won’t get me this time though, because this time I brought some duct tape and garlic. Idiots!
A lot of my loyal fans have been telling me I need to better connect with my loyal fans. So, fine, let’s do that.
I just signed up for this Blip.me thing for the iPhone. If you download the app you can follow me – my username is DelDover… duh!!! http://www.blip.me/
Also, would you get off your butt and Like my Facebook page? – https://www.facebook.com/pages/Del-Dover-The-Worlds-Greatest-Citizen-Journalist/80763211646
If I get a few more Likes then I can get a really sweet web address and that way the Illuminati won’t win. Think about it peoples, think about it.
So, for now, keep on reaching for the stars and stuff.
Del
With little fanfare, and a small dose of humility, I present myself to you. There are bound to be questions. In due time they shall be answered. Suffice to say, a journey was undertaken like no other… well, no other in a long, long time. I can only hope that you find it in your heart – and outright love and respect for me as a journalist and your personal hero – to move past the last year of absence. Trust me when I say that I would rather have started much sooner, but that wasn’t possible.
What is possible is to fire up the cameras, get to reality, and be The World’s Greatest Citizen Journalist. Ladies and gentlemen – as far as you’re concerned… I am Del Dover!
So, how are you?
Illuminati
The Producer of The Lies Are Over, Hank McGerkin, updates us on the search for Del Dover’s killers. We think it was the evil Illuminati. If you know anything about the death of Del Dover, call the tip line 570-50-DOVER. All calls are anonymous.
Did the Illuminati kill their most vocal critic? Del Dover, the World’s Greatest Citizen Journalist, was shot and killed in Atlantic City New Jersey after attending a Weird Al Yankovic concert. He was shot 3 times by 2 men in a white Prius. This is a tribute to the greatest, most interesting man in the world.
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